Ok, so i'm feeling a little inspired by @Bluz 's thread and I've been notified that my mech, The Hammer Time 3000
does not qualiffy for his competition.....
So I've decided to create my own contest for the weirdest, most ineffective, pointless, trashy mech build out there. We're not talking about "not good enough for ladder" here; oh no....I want sheer and utter rubbish. Mechs that will go an entire game and fail to cause a single point of damage. The only rule is that it must be within the 1,000kg limit. As for the prize for the Ultimate Chindogu Mech or UCM as the experts call it, the winner of this prestigious and pointless award may or may not win a picture of a second-hand toaster. So get your creative juices flowing and let's have them
P.S. Bonus points for kick-ass names