Im having trouble bonding with my pet fluffer. My fluffball's name is @Fluffeh
My fluffball doesnt come home to me for days or weeks at a time, going off on bizarre adventures, and god knows how dangerous, or who my fluffer is with. My poor fluff doesnt come home to eat. I get worried. I miss petting it and cuddling its fluff.
I've been feeding the flufferball all sorts of gourmet dishes and fancy treats and I even read some books on how to train your fluffball, but it refuses to be trained.
So how do I train my fluffball? How do I bond with it? What am i doing wrong? Does anyone know?
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