The song “Watch Me Whip” is single-handedly the worst song I have ever heard. Before you get all bent out of shape, I do know that it’s not to be some intellectual masterpiece of modern art; it is just factually a shitty song. Here’s why: Repetition: This song takes repetition to a level rivaled only by songs written for 3 year-olds. The singer repeats his name a full 6 times before the third verse, just in case you were wondering who ‘wrote’? No vocalised the script put in front of him. There were 980 ‘words’ in this song. Is nae a word? Scratch that, I truly don’t care. Of those 980 words, three variations (Now watch, now watch me, watch me) represent 369 words. That’s more than ⅓ of the song for literally 3 words (and I didn’t include the single mentions of the word ‘me’). I think we get the picture on this.